Oh, Cleveland. Only in my hometown could the forces of good (yarn) be turned so horribly awry. You know, like Emperor Palpatine or something:
A Stark County husband is facing a misdemeanor domestic violence charge. He is accused of trying to shove a ball of yarn into his wifeâ€™s mouth.
The wife also accuses her 55-year-old husband of trying to flip her off the chair she was sitting in. The woman is ok.
Police Chief Harley Neftzer says a dispute over the upcoming holidays apparently lead to the incident. The chief does not recall any prior problems at the residence.
(link — thanks to Nancy for the heads up!)